A gag for a Ben Stiller movie

Pale bearded guy wants girl. His woman-savvy friend advises him to ditch the beard and get a suntan. “She’ll look at you in a totally new light, man. She’ll be all, who’s this guy?” Guy takes his advice and lays in the sun. Music montage, natch. Then we see him shaving his beard off, with the lather. With great satisfaction he wipes off the last lather and dries his face. We see him step out the door into the light. His face is evenly bronzed… except for the entire lower half, pitifully white, minus a small tanned crescent above his chin!1

  1. I had a mild form of this. I thought it was razor burn until I realized with horror what had happened. []
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