Fucking Robots!

Yes, I’m losing my sanity. So is this guy. He’s selling pieces of an android woman who’s still in development. We don’t need to read Phillip K. Dick anymore.

There are moments of poetry here:

What Valerie will NOT be able to do:

  • Eat or drink
  • Breathe
  • Perform other bodily functions.
  • Hurt people (Asimov’s first law)
  • Have sex.
  • Put her head under water.
  • Take any water or other liquids into her head or mouth.
  • Drive a car (because she can’t go outside).
  • Run a lawn mower (because she can’t go outside).
  • Physical actions which people cannot do.
  • Sleep